Editing these pictures brought me back to that perfect Georgia spring evening sitting on the back porch with one of my favorite families. Yes, I can almost feel the wind on my face, taste the delicious BBQ on my lips, and here the crowd cheering as I kick some corn hole butt! Yep thats right! Folks you heard it here first! I, Alyssa Turner, am the corn hole tournament champion. I am just waiting for my official “Corn Hole Champ” shirt to come in the mail. I don’t know that it is the most flattering title in the world to hold but I am going to wear it proud! To this day I can’t say the words without smirking. I don’t know if it is just my lack of southern charm, or my short stint in prison, but I can not say “yes I just got it in the corn hole!” with a straight face. I was in total shock that I was the only one who had this problem! How did everyone not giggle like a school girl every time they heard it. Not only that but I am pretty sure I said “that’s what she said!” about 50 times that night! Then I proceeded to laugh at my witty sense of humor…..to myself! I know real mature, but I have not quite adapted to life on the outside yet. Ok fine, so I did not really have a short stint in prison but if I ever do remind me not to wear my t-shirt!
Corn hole, for all of you that are unaware is a super fun game that I just happen to be awesome at! I know, I know, add it to the list! Ok it may have been beginners luck, or my awesome partner, or maybe the great tasting BBQ that brought me to my victory that night, but Alyssa is my name and Corn Hole is my game! Winning the tournament was not the very best part of my night though. No the best part was hanging out with the Alexander’s and the Griffin’s! Vanessa has been one of my best friends for the past 8 year, and her family has become my family. In fact we have had adoption papers drawn up and signed to make it official! Grandmuv gave it the seal of approval and I am in like flint! Not only to I have the best new extended family ever, but my new dad from another lad happens to make the best BBQ in the whole wide world! Of course he does not make it very often because it requires a whole 24 hour cooking ordeal! No he only saves it for very special occasions, like when I come to town! My new sister from another mister made some amazing grits! Coming from the great white North, this was my first grits experience, and although I have nothing to compare it to I am pretty sure Jenna’s grits is up there with dad’s BBQ! Vanessa topped it off with some amazing rosted potatoe salad and we had a meal fit for a queen, or a corn hole champ! Thanks for an awesome visit and your amazing southern hospitality. I am missing you all like an inmate misses freedom! I know what your thinking Vanessa so you don’t even have to say it. Two words…..censor button!
THE COOK
THE FOOD
THE DRINKS
THE GAME
THE TEAMS (well most of them)
THE TOSS
THE CHAMPS!!!!!!!







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